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    Default Biliwal.comdiki Hisam chaqchaqlirining Engilischisi

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    One day, when Hisam was in class, the teacher drew the picture of heart on the blackboard and asked
    ---Hisam, "what is this?" "Root", said Hisam immediately.
    The teacher was annoyed:
    ---"Have a good look at it, what is on one's chest?
    ---"Breast", Said Hisam after thinking it over for a while.
    ---The teacher was annoyed again:
    "Not in outer side, in inner side." "Hisam thought is over a long time and answered."
    ---"Milk"

    Uyghurche:

    Alamet Jawaplar

    Hisam oquwatqinida bir küni muellim doskigha qan tomurliri yeyilghan yürekning süritini siziptu-de, Hisamni turghuzup soraptu:
    ---Bu nime?
    ---Yiltiz, deptu--- Hisam deru. Muellim renjiptu:
    ---Obdanraq qara, ademning meydiside nime bolidu?
    ---Emchek,--- deptu Hisam. Bu qetim bir az oylinip, muelim yene renjiptu:
    ---Hey, Teshida emes, ichide nime bolidu deymen?
    Hisam buda uzaq oylinip, jawap beriptu:
    ---Süt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaqchaq
    The Odd Answers
    One day, when Hisam was in class, the teacher drew the picture of heart on the blackboard and asked
    ---Hisam, "what is this?" "Root", said Hisam immediately.
    The teacher was annoyed:
    ---"Have a good look at it, what is on one's chest?
    ---"Breast", Said Hisam after thinking it over for a while.
    ---The teacher was annoyed again:
    "Not in outer side, in inner side." "Hisam thought is over a long time and answered."
    ---"Milk"

    Uyghurche:

    Alamet Jawaplar

    Hisam oquwatqinida bir küni muellim doskigha qan tomurliri yeyilghan yürekning süritini siziptu-de, Hisamni turghuzup soraptu:
    ---Bu nime?
    ---Yiltiz, deptu--- Hisam deru. Muellim renjiptu:
    ---Obdanraq qara, ademning meydiside nime bolidu?
    ---Emchek,--- deptu Hisam. Bu qetim bir az oylinip, muelim yene renjiptu:
    ---Hey, Teshida emes, ichide nime bolidu deymen?
    Hisam buda uzaq oylinip, jawap beriptu:
    ---Süt
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    biliwal chaqchaq bashlidima, bu meydanghimu chaplap tursa, kulup tursaq deymenghu?...

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    Nice Joke!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaqchaq
    The Odd Answers
    One day, when Hisam was in class, the teacher drew the picture of heart on the blackboard and asked
    ---Hisam, "what is this?" "Root", said Hisam immediately.
    The teacher was annoyed:
    ---"Have a good look at it, what is on one's chest?
    ---"Breast", Said Hisam after thinking it over for a while.
    ---The teacher was annoyed again:
    "Not in outer side, in inner side." "Hisam thought is over a long time and answered."
    ---"Milk"

    Uyghurche:

    Alamet Jawaplar

    Hisam oquwatqinida bir küni muellim doskigha qan tomurliri yeyilghan yürekning süritini siziptu-de, Hisamni turghuzup soraptu:
    ---Bu nime?
    ---Yiltiz, deptu--- Hisam deru. Muellim renjiptu:
    ---Obdanraq qara, ademning meydiside nime bolidu?
    ---Emchek,--- deptu Hisam. Bu qetim bir az oylinip, muelim yene renjiptu:
    ---Hey, Teshida emes, ichide nime bolidu deymen?
    Hisam buda uzaq oylinip, jawap beriptu:
    ---Süt

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    Chaqchaq mushundaq bolsa adem rahetlinidiken.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaqchaq
    The Odd Answers
    One day, when Hisam was in class, the teacher drew the picture of heart on the blackboard and asked
    ---Hisam, "what is this?" "Root", said Hisam immediately.
    The teacher was annoyed:
    ---"Have a good look at it, what is on one's chest?
    ---"Breast", Said Hisam after thinking it over for a while.
    ---The teacher was annoyed again:
    "Not in outer side, in inner side." "Hisam thought is over a long time and answered."
    ---"Milk"

    Uyghurche:

    Alamet Jawaplar

    Hisam oquwatqinida bir küni muellim doskigha qan tomurliri yeyilghan yürekning süritini siziptu-de, Hisamni turghuzup soraptu:
    ---Bu nime?
    ---Yiltiz, deptu--- Hisam deru. Muellim renjiptu:
    ---Obdanraq qara, ademning meydiside nime bolidu?
    ---Emchek,--- deptu Hisam. Bu qetim bir az oylinip, muelim yene renjiptu:
    ---Hey, Teshida emes, ichide nime bolidu deymen?
    Hisam buda uzaq oylinip, jawap beriptu:
    ---Süt

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