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Unregistered
20-11-07, 23:12
Definitions
Socialism: You have 2 cows; you give one to your
neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and
gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and
sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and
shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The state takes both,
shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk
away...

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell
one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the
economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

American Corporation: You have two cows. You sell one,
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
has dropped dead.

French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on
strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because
you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign
them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market
it worldwide.

German Corporation: You have two cows. You re-engineer
them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

Italian Corporation: You have two cows, but you don't
know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

Russian Corporation: You have two cows. You count them
and learn you have five cows. You count them again and
learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn
you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another bottle of vodka.

Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of them
belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have two cows. You have 300
people milking them. You claim that you have full
employment, and high bovine productivity, and execute
the newsman who reported the real situation.

Indian Corporation: You have two cows. You worship
them.

Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of
cows. You tell them that you have one. No one believes
you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You
still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
democracy...

Unregistered
21-11-07, 09:10
it's so true.

Unregistered
21-11-07, 09:28
thanks for posting this one.man it is so funny and a bit ironic too.

Unregistered
21-11-07, 10:32
You are welcome guys, if you you liked it, I will continue to post next.

Unregistered
23-11-07, 00:36
"Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of
cows. You tell them that you have one. No one believes
you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You
still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
democracy"

No, no. Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.