How Cold Is Cold? (Friday Joke)

[Scientist]

How Cold Is Cold?

60d egrees Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 -Miami residents turn on the heat

40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming

35 -Italian cars don't start

32 -Water freezes

30 -You plan your vacation to Australia

25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

20 -Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 -French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 -You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 -American cars don't start

0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

-25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start

-40 Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

[Unregistered]

How Cold Is Cold?

60d egrees Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 -Miami residents turn on the heat

40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming

35 -Italian cars don't start

32 -Water freezes

30 -You plan your vacation to Australia

25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

20 -Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 -French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 -You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 -American cars don't start

0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

-25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start

-40 Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets


30 Minnesotans thank for the "very warm" weather and wear short sleeves shirts and shorts
20 Minnesotans shovel the drive way but drive their cars with a big snow "hill" on the roof of the cars
10 Minnesotans eat cold salad and ice cream
0 Minnesotans ask for iced water in restaurants
-10 Minnesotans go out with long sleeves shirts and shorts
-20 Minnesotans still eat ice - cream and drink iced water
-30 Minnesotans cars skii on the roads while the owners prepares for snow skiing
- 40 Minnesotans go for dog- sliding, ice- fishing or snow skiing or skiing with iced beer and iced water in their hands
- 50 Minnesotans sit in sauna with ice- cream in their hands and rolls in the snow naked afte the saunar as they are too hot
- 60 Minnesotans still drink iced water and eat "wild rice soup"....